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Get ready to cover your eyes (And peek through your fingers). Take a trip back to the most frightening
year of the 90's. From Interview With A Vampire to Tales From the Crypt to that really old guy that Anna Nicole
Smith married, 1994 will scare you silly.
So what else lies within this totally terrifying year?
In `94, shocked
men everywhere found out their buxom girlfriends were really just relying on the newest invention. The WONDERBRA.
New
York City was turned upside down as the Rangers won the Stanley cup for the first time in 54 years. Meanwhile on the other
side of the globe in Singapore, Michael Faye was turned upside down as he awaited his butt flogging punishment for vandalizing
cars!
Tony Little, "America's Personal Trainer", was screaming us into shape on his infommercials for the Ab Isolator.
And men in lederhosen were giving us medical advice Ricooolaaaaaaa.
As if Meatloaf needed a costume to be frightening,
1994 saw him dressing up as a beast. Dolores O'Riordan was yodeling about zombies, Beck was singing in Spanish, and the Benedictine
monks were chanting about. Only god knows what - literally.
Mickey and Mallory embarked on wild killing sprees for
kicks in Natural Born Killers. And what could be more unnerving than seeing Terrence Stamp, Guy Pearce, and Hugo Weaving
dressed in drag and shaking their booties to Abba in "Priscilla Queen of the Desert"?
TV in `94 was just as mind-boggling
as Wings, a show about some dudes in an airport, dominated. While Models Inc., a show about hot chicks living
in a beach house together, was cancelled after one season. Go figure.
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